You got stuck in traffic. That bike ride took longer than expected. Either way, you have a mess on your hands (and other places)!
Lucky for you, someone near and dear gave you a Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box! It has 2 Bars of Shart Wash Soap, 2 Packs of Shart Wipes and an Exfoliating Soap Bag to make sure you get clean from top to bottom!
